The Politbureau of Duel Relations, Ministry of Information, La Grande faction, hereby issues the following official statement:
Subversive elements, who call themselves "Bibi" are attempting to undermine the harmony of the peoples by disseminating false propaganda regarding the collective's training progress and duel preparation through the official channels of the duel web site. In a feeble attempt at twisting facts and misrepresenting the truth, the subversive elements have been over, under, or misstating said progress and developments.
The Politbureau categorically states that aforementioned propaganda is nothing but lies, inaccuracies, and misrepresentations aimed at creating a false impression of "Bibi" lagging in the duel. This is a clear attempt to create a "pressure" situation that is aimed at putting "Bibi" at an advantage.
This will not stand, retaliation will be swift and ruthless. Until said retaliation, the Politbureau would like to share a musical summary of the Politbureau's stance on the matter:
Numbers are very accurate. But they won't be an excuse for me not to beat you! Don't worry. It is just and instantaneous picture from where we are 17 weeks from the race. As I said I am working to find my way out! And I will! Trust me!
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