Big or small, in the end the (hopefully) all get there

Alain is all about his training, his secret weapons, and his insights. So he thinks he can rattle me with this little duel?

Little did he know that when I innocently proposed doing Frankfurt Ironman, the race was already over before it began. Well, Alain likes the warmth, and in Frankfurt it is cold:

And of course, the race is flat, and we know flat races are for big guys. La Grande has done his homework. If both are not enough, we can always get creative:

 

 

This will be so easy, I don't even know why I'm training anymore. Seriously.